Originally Posted by
4mastacker
It's all very well these, no doubt, expensive drones tracking the inflatables crossing the Channel, but they're not stopping them. The suggestion of a low-flying Islander dropping time-expired pasties might be the best solution......Oh! Hang on, Greenpeace and St Greta of Thunberg would probably object to that because they might cause environmental pollution.
Never underestimate the penetration power of an old Pasty delivered at 100mph from 6 feet. These double ended projectiles are 'cured' in old Clotted Cream mines and can be dropped in passive or spin mode.
The double baked ends are as hard as Tungsten (even before curing) and are noted to be able to penetrate high tech armour plating. In spin mode with extra gravy filling they are quite devastating for rib shredding and if consumed by the targets will have the double benefit of making them realise how nice the French cuisine was.