Shack in waiting
Fear not, the back up (meant to be top secret plan) button only has to be pushed to reactivate our 'resting' Shackleton at Newquay Airport. Poised to be available for total counter immigrant control including search and destroy. The twin point fives no longer fitted, but as only rubber boats straffing easily done with Marine with auto up front. Of course no violence will be needed as when the smoking and shaking bellowing contrarotating monster appears at nought feet looking very angry*, the boats will turn around and go back to a far more friendly French beach.
* suitable Sharks mouth art work to be added.
If the above is a bit late on delivery we also have a fleet of Islanders 'down west' that can appear at low level and skip drop time expired pasties that will shred a rib in seconds.