Well matey, I suggest you speak to anyone flying with Manx Airlines during the eighties and nineties, when under the control of old Screwitt. Alternatively, since you appear to have a nodding acquaintance with BM, talk to anyone on the 73 Fleet during the early/mid Nineties. Failing that, try discussing the Embraer Fleet with BACX to the current day.
You must have led a very sheltered and naive life so far.