Can't wait to hear people with something like "hey if You need a good plumber then You should call that guy ; he was the captain of the flight that took us on our last trip to Ibiza on an A320 worth 60 millions euros with 180 pax on board - really cool guy".
I also can't wait to hear "hey if you need that toilet fixed then call my lawyer - very reasonable prices and very smart guy : we won a court case worth 100'000 euros last year. Smart dude."
For some reasons I am under the impression I won't hear that second line. Go figure.