For some reason I am reminded of a - no doubt apocryphal - story I once heard about the Germans building a decoy airfield somewhere in the Low Countries during WWII. They erected wooden hangars, wooden workshops, a wooden tower, wooden aeroplanes, etc. No sooner was it completed than those dastardly Britishers sent their own wooden aeroplane (a Mozzie for the uneducated) over on a raid and dropped a wooden bomb...
I'd like it to be true.