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.... by a 95% haircut so fresh funds can be made available ....."
I had a 95% haircut just last week myself! Mrs
H 'n' H told me, in no uncertain terms, that my post-Covid lockdown 1970's rockstar scraggy hairstyle just had to go..............
Anyway, with a degree of excitement, I've just checked the jolly old bank account after reading the Tw@tter post above and all it shows is the £15 payment out for said haircut - but definitely no extra funds in there .... sadly ......
You know, I'm begining to think this Atmosfarce bod is just a big con artist myself!