Originally Posted by
BEagle
Worst Brize in-flight? The infamous Robirch pork pie - it was always so stale that if you shook it, you could hear the ball of congealed tail and trotters rattling around inside like a dice in a cup.....
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But, with that peculiar trait, in a tight spot, they could be used as a very effective emergency gyro-compass - always aligning to Melton Mowbray.
They tasted awful - but at least you'd get home.