Article in The Times:-
Cummings to tour the MoD with Major Fabrication and Colonel Oftruth
Article intro:-
The name’s Cummings, Dominic Cummings, driving licence to kill. Yes, everyone’s favourite misfit is getting back behind the wheel, this time to tour the country’s top secret locations.
The jumble sale genius wants to visit the SAS in Hereford, Porton Down in Salisbury and the Special Boat Service in Poole. The story was revealed this week by Sydney Morning Herald, sparking fury in No 10 until it realised he wasn’t a new Tory in the north but a newspaper in the southern hemisphere.
The paper had got hold of details of Cummings’s visits, in which he has made clear he does not want a “fanfare” on arrival, preferring to blow his own trumpet in the Sunday papers. He has also requested to talk to “middle-ranking officers such as majors and colonels”. If there isn’t someone drawing up an itinerary including Major Fabrication and Colonel Oftruth, the army deserves to be disbanded.
Worth a read!