Originally Posted by
nomorehelosforme
..You clearly haven’t been to the races at Royal Ascot, racing at Goodwood, Henley Royal Regatta or Polo at Windsor Great Park...
Actually, I have been a guest at all of these c/o the significant other and her fondness for all things four-legged. Henley was a welcome break from eau de horse.
They provide some fantastic insight into the British psyche (and frequent lack of dentistry)
But we wafting away from the topic.
If we had a pound for every time we heard the one about the oil leak or the earth repelling, we would all be quite wealthy.
My personal favourite is still:
How do you tell the difference between God and a helicopter pilot?
God doesn't tell you he's a helicopter pilot..