Hmm, 101 posts on this rather mundane subject. Must be a very quite no-news day.
I'd caution against putting BJ on the fin though. When in the day job a few years ago I was tasked in looking for a support ship with certain special features. The only ones I knew of were from a US company called BJ Services (absolutely true!) However, when I Googled on just the initials (1) I found out that, contrary to old Abe's assertion, all men are not created equal, and (2) our head of cyber security was a really decent chap at my interview without coffee.
Finally, if you want to save the alleged £900k for the paint job, why not ask all those nice protester people in London or wherever. They sem to be dab hands with spray cans.
Apologies: I am joking and rather bored after all this time in my little cell/world.