The Letter - we've all seen one
No real words of empathy.
No mention of giving millions of passengers a safe comfortable flight for decades.
No thanks for traversing the North Pole, dodging the monsoon and riding the ITCZ at all hours of day or night.
Final words ".. (don't worry)...there's 600 more to come next week" were given cheerfully to a colleague at the end of his meeting.
Source: Spouse WhatsApp group chat.
Let us all hope that was a tasteless attempt at humour and not fact.