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Old 7th Jun 2020, 00:12
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Ascend Charlie
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Great South East, tired and retired
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While waiting for my car to be serviced, I wandered into the nearby shopping plaza. It was coffee time, so I ordered my cappuccino and a citrus tart, and went to the outside balcony for my social distancing. Gorgeous blue-sky day, warming sun, and a little black-and-white peewee hopping around the deck, picking up the crumbs.

A father and his 2-yo son came outside for the last available table, and the little kid watched in fascination as the peewee hopped around, tasting the crumbs. The toddler got off his chair and walked over to the bird, which cocked its head to look at him. The kid leaned over to see the bird more closely, and said "F**k off!"

Red-faced father, but chuckles from both sides. Bird stayed put.
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