Carla can lead from the front dressed in a flimsy thinly designed tutu and prance up and down the aisles of the aircraft to drum up business. Unfortunately she is only available for flights between 9 am and 4 pm, so most business travellers will unfortunately miss out on this theatrical fanfare.
The former Virgin Blue cabin antics will be amateur half hour compared to Carla's impending debut.
VAH staff who end up working for this "new look" airline should be very afraid once she gets her mitts on the levers - God help us all.