The second half of that "article" contained some truths but the first half..
....well at least I can confidently say it wasn't written by my wife.....
On that subject I must rush, I can hear her approaching. I was handed a list of jobs to do today and if she catches me on t'internet this early in the day I'll be finding out exactly what being sliced in half is like............
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Middle class, solidly Home Counties,"..don't make me laugh....
Mind you serious times and all that so the light relief was appreciated...
Uh o...