A story related to me by the former ADC to the the Great and Noble ACM The Earl of Bandon (Paddy to all and sundry) former C in C FEAF. Himself and his Good Lady, Lady Lois, were flying from A to B (wherever) in the C in C's aircraft (Dakota?), when his Good Lady needed the facilities. Being a basic aircraft, the facilities consisted of a curtain and an Elsan. Apparantly, halfway through the Good Ladies ablutions, the aircraft hit turbulence and half a gallon of Racasan engaged the Good Ladies nether regions. Paddy was still laughing when he departed the aircraft at destination.