Once knew a USAF exchange pilot who in a previous existence had been a FAC in Vietnam flying the push-pull Cessna. Inevitably, on one longish sortie, Motezumas Revenge set in and he really had to dump. Enterprisingly, he used the rather natty bone dome bag he had. After landing, he left said bag outside the line hut whilst signing in, equalling inevitable the bag was nicked by a local. You can only surmise the surprise when the thief opened his prize.
4 ship Lightning tailchase, in winter, all wearing goon suits with the old style attached boots. Walking in, No 4 seems to be treading warily. Seems that with the first hefty pull, the g-suit hit his bladder with the unfortunate after effect of filling his boots (not in a good sense).
Last edited by Audax; 12th Apr 2020 at 05:51.