United don’t be a c@nt every day. Take the odd day off. In fact, ring up your mate Willy Walsh, get him to lay on a dedicated flight to Madrid, just for you, then ring up your personal acquaintance King Felipé of Spain so that you can get dispensation to drive to your place in Spain, (as apparently you can’t get down there with your well paid “in excess of an CX FO” executive jet job) and take your PSOF mate Traf with you for a bit of R and R. Preferably choose somewhere with no internet access ( local Guardia Civil jail should do ). Maybe take the family with you as their alma maters ( the education at which was paid for by CX apparently) will be currently shut.
Maybe touch base with your 3rd floor buddies by phone every so often just to keep them decent and appraise them of where they’re going wrong.
Maybe take the boat out (the one that you were on when the marina debacle started {allegedly}).
And above all, remember to keep in touch with yourself.