Spring is sprung, the birds are a-tweeting and the purr of Flymos fills the air, about the only thing flying these days hereabouts!
But bugger Johnson, Brexit and Chinkypox, for 'tis time to liberate the trusty black orb from hibernation, spark up and celebrate the return of the barbi' season once more!
Waitrose have started selling bratties again - so Bratwurst mit Bratkartoffeln und Senf-Mayo it shall be! Mit ein Flasche Hefe-Weissbier!