I witnessed a strange event a couple of weeks ago concerning an Orthodox Jew at Luton. I went into the gents to have a pee and found a roughly 10 year old girl standing between the two rows of urinals while I assume her dad was in a trap having what sounded like a major kosher dump.
Feeling uncomfortable, as did others, I used the furthest urinal and turned around to find the girl was now using the urinal behind me as an armchair and was resting her hands and arms on the side of the porcelain. She was the perfect fit and it looked like she was sitting in a futuristic seating pod. I guess she had a wet arse when she stood up though.
Last edited by LTNman; 2nd Mar 2020 at 05:29.