If both engines can be taken out by the same spilled cup of coffee, ETOPS certification is not worth much.
This thread started as a joke or hoax, it turns out it is a deadly serious indication that single holes in the swiss cheese have appeared and an airframe may be lost if just two holes line up.
coffee takes out L
coffee takes out R
coffee takes out L+R
Does any heroic Chuck Yeager here fancy his chances 300 miles out from land with no engines?
Edmund