Mine would have been
Green Cross man is pleased all the Children cross safely
Or
AAIB Report found Hoskins landed across the Piano Keys not along them
or
After Corby's election there are NO active Military Personnel left, The Royal British Legion give up selling Poppies and seek other means of income
Honourable mentions to all that featured the Beatles back catalogue but there can only be one winner
Ascend Charlie takes the biscuit with
(Car driver) "Oi! How long you guys gonna stand on that crossing??"=left
"Until Kiltrash gets rid of this crappy photo!"
AC you have control