"Hello Dianne, Jeremy here, I hear Russia has launched, so we only have 4 minutes to retaliate, should we?"
"Well Jeremy as you know I am touring Scotland at the moment and staying in Elgin, so I should be safe here, 4 minutes, is that like 10 minutes or less? They do say if the phone goes dead there has been a detona..............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Hello John, Jeremy here, I hear the Russians have launched, Diane's phone has gone dead, do you think we should retaliate?
"Yes we know, hold on Jeremy, I will ask Emily, she is here with me and the rest of the Cabinet in the Secret War Bunker, it was decided not to tell you about it for fear off it getting out"
"Bunker? Secret Bunker? No one told me about a Secr.................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"