Circling greenbacks
Flight Alloy, if you can draw up (3815) hypotheticals for legally fraught scenarios and situations like that one, not to mention one relating spot-on to a prime example of piling on of failures, don't settle for just a law professor gig. There's not exactly a surplus of good writing in the legal academy that bears tight relationship to the real world - go for something like Deputy Directorial Authority for QC and Monitoring, for Resources and Curricular Materials [(Q)uality (C)ontrol].