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Old 5th Nov 2019, 21:34
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Originally Posted by charliegolf View Post
Mr H was pulled over by the cops. Do you know how fast you were going?
No, but I know exactly where I am.

You were doing 80mph sir.
Bugger. Now I'm lost.

Boom boom!
Reminded of the blonde that was pulled over...

Do you know how fast you were going?
No sir, my speedometer is broken.
You were doing 80 miles per hour Miss.
But I wasn't going to be out that long.
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