"My name is Hess and I am on a mission to persuade your Prime Minister to revoke Article 50. Take me to your leader."
-- "Leader - ooh dear, I don't think we've got one of those."
Earns C52 first prize
So many to choose from,
Honourable Mention to Nutty with
"I've been sent by the RAF, they are having budget issues at the moment and have asked me to ask you if they could have their bullets back please"
and to Treadjgraph with
Right sir, I understand you wish to make a complaint about somebody shooting at you. Can you give me a description of the perp or did you get his number?
Many thanks and C52 lets be havin you
K