Time to call a halt to this one so we can get a fresh one up for the weekend.
Mine would have been along the lines
Pilot... Well your slogan is 'Beware the Hun in the Sun' , ours is 'Beware SO Harvey skinny dipping', we got distracted and the rest is History
or
Plod... Well Punk do you feel lucky, I forgot how many shots I fired and remember this is a Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, well Punk do you feel lucky?
or(and my favourite)
Pilot... Gott in Himmel what happened?
Plod 1 ....Well first we cracked your Enigma codes and now read in real time your High Command messages so we knew when, how many of you, your target , height and Speed. Then our Radar saw you actually take off from Calais and track you across the Channel. Then we scrambled our Meteor Jet Fighter, top speed 438 MPH at 30500 feet to intercept you and we brought you down with our LASER Light Weapon. That's what happened. Now anything else?
Nav. ....Oh where are we
Plod 2... Sorry can't tell you that, it's a secret
Off to a darkened room to have a look
Kiltras