Whey a' coorse ya divn't knar what weeze tarkin' aboot LRRP. Ah see yer from Lunnun and we arl know the French cannot talk proper but thets nae excuse fer mistaykin folk frae Bishops Auckland fer Geordies. Thanks fer the trip to Monte though, we 'ad a champion tyme in Rosie's Bar and its been a pleasure cleanin' up yer mess for ya. Me an Gerordie Bales is off tae Blaydon noo, tae see the riaces. Keep yer fingers off the instruments mind, only us engineers'r allowed tae booger abowt wi'em.
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Through difficulties to the cinema