What stops you attending full time modular ground school. Bristol, Bournemouth to name but two?
With the hours you have, full time CPL/IR modular flying training is also possible, subject to any small shortfall that you may have.
In fact you will find that this route will take a shorter time than any of the ‘Big 3’ even if you are given some credit for previous experience.
Another option is PPL/IR, and then CPL later.
I doubt a ‘puppy farm’ would suit you.