You're forgetting
Hopefully we're still moving into an era when women's rights ar eno longer an issue and by that I mean they are the same ( not something lesser). Cute story but do you really think Angelina would trot off with a helicopter pilot? There may be issues with the Almighty not asking her if she will take this man, who will never be home, be unable to support her in the manner to which she is accustomed ( although she is clearly able to support herself and a band of others), and will probably subject her to aids ( aviation induced divorce ). Surely we should have moved past treating women as chattel. In addition, ranking them is a nasty habit. A parable is an illustration of a moral or spiritual concept. Leave out the second half, it turns a nice parable into a joke and jokes are always made at someones expense.