Mission Accomplished!
Double Agent Alex De Pfeffel aka Boris Johnson drifted peacefully to the ground just outside Bruxelles as he pondered the last few months.
They had said it was not going to be easy, but rely it had worked like a dream!
Sheep to the Slaughter , indeed!
That will teach them for ridiculing him at Oxford!!
" Now what had they said about the landing,,,,,,,,???"