Well Vegie, that might account for the reason I see the occasional "Captain Cool/FIGJAM" who has removed his tie and epaulettes, but "forgot" to take the wings and sunnies off, and sits on a bar stool while everyone else at the table is on a chair - at 10 o'clock at night!
Maybe YOU ought to try drinking with YOUR sunnies on, Captain Vegemite - but if it's too late to stop the crowsfeet (like it is for me) a bit of Selleys Gap Filler does wonders around the eyes!!