Time to knock this one on the head, I think. I liked best:
"Plod understood his testimony in Traffic Court about the direction of travel of the suspect vehicle was going to be difficult upon cross examination" from SASless, although I have to admit that the original caption as quoted by Hydromet "The new Vauxhall Brexit: looks like it's heading one way, but when it moves it goes in another and ultimately has no idea where it will end up." takes some beating.
Anyway, over to you, SASsy.