Ya know, I think I’ll go out and hit myself on the head with a hammer. I have the choice not to hit myself on the head at all and have gotten this advice from those who actually work in the head and hammer business. But they all have to be wrong because I have high hopes that somehow my head and hammer are different.
Now i have to make the choice between sledge, ball peen, wooden mallet, or standard. Can you all tell me which one might be better if one is going to hit oneself on the noggin ?