A place where pilots may enter the 'lions den' that is Air Traffic Control in complete safety and find out the answers to all those obscure topics which you always wanted to know the answer to but were afraid to ask.
Or not, as the case would seem to be. I'd really appreciate some answers (and I'll admit to being a yellow licence holder myself, with an area radar rating, albeit now expired for many years, so you can imagine you're amongst friends!).