It's a dead heat, but Kiltrash has won in any case.
Why am I the only passenger on the plane not that I want hoards of the great unwashed?.
Great Leader it is the only way we can comply with the FAA mandated 90 second evacuation rule due to your exceptional girth.
Calling the cockpit. ....if you don't stop the turbulence I will come up and shoot the pair of you. How hard can it be to fly a plane?
Thanks to all.