"President Putin, Sire, we have the ideal next
PR shot lined up for your Esteemed Mightiness! If we just Photoshop that weedy Western wimp off at the waist, add your manly rippling torso back in above the belt, without any of that putrid, pansy upper-body Western clothing trash getting in the way of course, I think it will greatly enhance your already glorious "Russian Rambo of the Future" image, Sire! Permission to commence Photoshopping, Sire?"
Of course it helps if you are aware of PPs propensity for appearing topless in photos whenever he can….
