Atlas Shrugged, or Jesus Wept, and even Griffo, were you unable to hear the pilot's tongue in his cheek? The comment "turning finals" is relevant to the non-standard calls, and entirely within the spirit of this thread. All stations in the PeaProon area, this is Cessna one-fifty Golf Oscar Delta, we are turning finals this time, waiting for your apologies, 6,2 and even, over and out.*
*anybody remember Dick Tracy?