So here we are..... Outstanding set of entires in this slightly elongated competiton.....
Notable mentions - go to Buster for "Ok. Cavity inspection complete. You can go through Customs now"
Kiltrash for the topical "We will just call it Baby Wessex till we descide on the name"
and also I must mention Ascend Charlie for managing to get me to put on all sort of accents while reading his!
The Tim Rice award for best Lyrics goes to Treadigraph - for his beautifully worked "And here's to you mini Robinson, Jumbos love to lunch on you they say, hey hey hey..."
However, my pink was most tickled by Wensleydale with his ""Burrrrp.... D*mn Rotary Club Lunches"!" - congrats Mr Dale... the CST is winging its way via Jumbo and Robinson to you!