His first reaction woud probably be that the tailwheel is in the wrong position.
And he would give up when he sees all the paperwork we have these days.
Heater? In the cockpit? You must be kidding.
That was after he was told he did not need those insulated leather boots and wool jacket any more.
And, you know what? We have brakes. And you don't need a prop swinger to get going.