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Old 1st Apr 2019, 05:25
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Originally Posted by chuks View Post
If you substitute "tits" for "boobies," and use just one full stop ... guess what? (Warning: Not Safe for Work!)

I simply could not believe that such an obvious paraphilia was not being catered to nowadays.

Back in the Late Stone Age we had a fellow with us in Vietnam (not sure now whose side he was on) who would play an LP record of the sound of racing motorbikes at the IoM TT races, while he gently heated some Castrol R on a hotplate for atmosphere. I wish that I am making this up.
I put a teaspoon of Castrol R into the petrol tank of my lawnmower to give that evocative vintage racing smell while I'm mowing the lawn, so I guess I'm weird as well (but we knew that anyway).

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