TPA-BGR-LGW (seated in a rear toilet because the flight and all jumpseats were full), 2 hours in LGW, then LGW/LAX during which the crew asked me to assist overpowering a troublesome pax.
or:
MAN/LCA/MAN/LTN/LCA/LTN/MAN (escorting football supporters from north of the border) and then a crew bus MAN/CWL, all I can remember about the crew bus journey was the empty beer cans rolling around the floor!