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Old 30th Mar 2019, 05:27
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jolihokistix
 
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"Perfidious Albion" Marquis de Ximenès (1726–1817).

'Twas Albion that wooed fair Europa,
He shafted her under from Dover.
She grew into a trout,
But begged, 'Please don't pull out!'
He, wanting to sleep, just rolled over.

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