Sperm dude,
some valid points in your post. I'm not sure about the ear rings and tats though. I've seen some pretty F@cked up **** inked into some peoples backs that quite possibly were the result of a fairly F@cked up mind set.
The Ear rings ,okay, if your skipper (assuming a male) got in to LHS with a pair like that sheila off the SBS Movie Show wears you'd be wondering what the hell is going on?