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Old 17th Mar 2019, 16:19
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Delta of Venus
Posts: 395
At age 3, success is ... not peeing in your pants.
At age 15, success is ... having friends.
At age 18, success is ... having a driver's licence
At age 20, success is ... having sex.
At age 40, success is ... having money.
At age 50, success is ... having money.
At age 65, success is ... having sex.
At age 75, success is ... having a driver's licence
At age 80, success is ... having friends.
At age 85, success is ... not peeing in your pants.
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