"Well I was in a similar situation and I made all the correct decisions and I turned around and I didn't crash, so those bums are just total schmucks and I don't know how they ever got a pilot's license."
I'll tell ya, if I had a dime for every time I've heard something similar in my career, I'd be Donald Trump. We are ALL better than the pilots who crashed, right? Because we didn't crash, of course! It's so eeeeeeeaaaasy!