Thread: Friday Jokes
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Old 13th Mar 2019, 10:16
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Ogre
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: The Fletcher Memorial Home
Age: 54
Posts: 302
My wife phoned me at work today, she said "Have you been experiencing any unexplained stabbing pains in your chest, like someone is sticking pins in a voodoo doll?"

I thought for a minute then replied "No I don't think I have"

She was silent for a couple of seconds then said "How about now......?"
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