On a cold winter det to Valkenberg, many moons ago, the crew dispatched to Amsterdam to sample the cultural highlights. During a particularly artistic show, one of the crew was summoned to the stage to aid in the performance. Vigorous ignoring of the offer and shaking of the head resulted in another 'volunteer'. The original choice then confided to the rest of us 'theres no bloody way I was going up there - I'm wearing my longjohns.'