My reply was answering the request for assistance straight after helipixman said he had sent a PM. It was written somewhat tongue-in-cheek, to acknowledge the possibility it might not have been a request for assistance with PMs.
I had not anticipated it would be misinterpreted as an offer of the use of a helicopter(s), for which I apologise.
I was kindly given access to an R44 for use under a similar arrangement some 5 or 10 years ago, though not in Scotland, so there are some owners who are happy to optimise hours / age in this way. Good luck in finding a helicopter to borrow / hire.