Agreed, one has staff to go and kill the food.
SASless you make mention of the term Brit. In this context it might worth pointing out I am English and therefore better in all respects then any of the damned skirt wearing log chuckers, daffodil snaffling sheep botherers or sunlight bereft funny hockey players. As for Americans, Australians and South Africans, when they can win a good game of conkers or cheese rolling they might be allowed an opinion.