hahaha
Very good What-ho Squiffy !! A good laugh I had!
It is sad to think that this is becoming the norm ..... the grass is not always greener on the other side, so be happy with what you have and happy for others that are content with their lot in life, even if it is 'below' your own expectations/standards.
Better things to do in life than to try to get the upper hand....
My 2c worth!